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THE ACROSTIC POET

    Featuring Personalized Poetry Gifts by Jonathan Sanford Saul

SAMPLE LOVE POEMS:

LOVERS

 

Let there be no smidgen of doubt remaining at all

Of the fact that lovers, above all others, heed life’s call!

Voraciously consuming ultimate together pleasure,

Effortlessly maintaining a truly transcendent tether,

Reality known well as a garden of earthly delight,

Serving up complete ecstasy by day and by night!

 

VANESSA

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Vivacious describes this darling new friend,

Attractive, but serious, tough to the end,

Never does she let her guard down,

Especially when she's out about town,

Sharp and stylish, always well dressed,

So beautiful and classy, above all the rest,

A sweet young thing who runs on high test!

SAMPLE HISTORICAL POEM:

 

THE BREARLEY HOUSE IN MAIDENHEAD

 

The house was built in seventeen hundred and sixty one,

His majesty, King George the third, did the colonists shun,

Every major aspect of their lives was taxed a ton!

 

Brothers Joseph and David and even the latter’s son,

Readied among the local folk for what must be done,

Each played a crucial role as the hostilities begun,

Arming themselves against Redcoats and the hired Hun!

Relying on their muskets, each patriot with a gun,

Liberty was the goal and true independence was won!

Every Colony knew freedom; the world did this stun!

Yes, the great powers of Europe trembled, all did save none!

 

How to forge a lasting union became the new quest,

Our future did on the Constitution Conventioneers rest,

Unless they compromised, all posterity would be lost,

So young David convinced them to pay politic’s cost,

Essentially past due when the Delaware was crossed!

 

Instead of a figurehead leader, David he proposed,

New powers of action be in the executive enclosed!

 

Moreover, an assistant in waiting, he suggested,

All to smooth succession in whom power is invested,

In time proving that partisan bloodshed can be bested!

Daring, as Chief Justice, he helped guide the Constitution,

Establishing judicial review as a democratic institution!

Now the house on Meadow Lane stands as reminder of when,

Home was the Georgian Brick for Brearley women and men,

Ere will this historic structure have a story to say,

As their legacy of justice does survive to this day,

David and the Brearleys helped define the American way!

SAMPLE CANDY POEMS:

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Creativity’s your middle name!

As logical clarity is your game!

No peer of body, visage or mane!

Darts from Cupid at you I aim!

You are the only one to blame!

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Color of gold,

A wonder to behold,

Not a wrinkle or fold,

Does mar a beautiful mold,

You are perfection, all qualities told! 

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Creamy smooth is the texture of my love’s skin,

As comfortable a place as I’ve ever been,

Next to her only are the goddesses’ kin,

Double, for she is surely Venus’ twin:

Youthfully stunning both outside and in!

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Cherries are her most favorite fruit,
And she eats them in her birthday suit!
Not one stitch will she have on,

Do not think, though, the stilettos are gone!
I know why she keeps them on her feet,

Clearly the feeling can't be beat,
Even in the snow– and that's neat!


Believe me she’s one to wear,

Red sandals when no one else will dare!
Ever does she, so the rumor mill goes,
Always roam so you can see her toes!
Really, there are sometimes when,
Love demands she shuck shoes, and then
Ever gently will I do her from head to heels,
Yearning to show her just how love feels!

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Present your loved one with a unique expression of your feelings!

 

     Acrostic poetry spells a name, word or phrase reading down

     the left hand side of the margin, as in the following poem,

     which serves as the introduction to my book of love poems

     The Candice Poems (privately published only)

 

Contrary to a mundane mode,
All these poems spell out a code!
No letter will a line begin,
Doubtless, unless your name it's in!
I seek to express the deepest emotions,
Construct my words as loving potions,
Ever saying, "My love for you fills oceans!"

 

To order your own poem, all you need to do is provide sufficient information so that the poem can truly be customized and personal after completing a simple checklist with information about favorites, talents and other personal information. 

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SUGGESTED OCCASIONS

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 Acrostic poetry is perfect for the following occasions:

 

Love poetry (e.g., the person’s name or “I Love You & the person’s name”)

 

Friendship (e.g., the person’s name, your name and the person’s name)

 

Retirement (e.g., the poem can spell out Happy Retirement or Happy Retirement Joe Bothwell)

 

Wedding poems/vows  (e.g., the poem could spell out the vows or any phrase)

 

Anniversaries (e.g. the poem could read Linda and Steve’s Tenth Anniversary or Happy Tenth Anniversary Linda and Steve)

 

Engagements (the poem can spell out name & name, e.g. Karen and Phil)

 

Renewal of vows (of love, or commitment) (e.g., the poem could spell out the vows or any phrase)

 

Party/wedding favors (e.g., the poem can spell out name & name)

 

Birthdays (e.g., the poem can spell out Happy Birthday or Happy Birthday Susan)

 

Valentine (e.g., the poem can spell out Be My Valentine)

 

Anniversary (e.g., the poem can spell out Happy Anniversary or Happy Anniversary Linda and Steve)

 

Funerals (eulogies) remembrances for pets....

 

Cultural Milestones (e.g., Congratulations on your confirmation, Bar/Bat Mitzvah)

 

Parties (any event)

 

Graduation (e.g., the poem can spell out Congratulations on your Graduation)

 

Anytime you want to send a subtle and charming personal message to someone for any purpose or occasion.

 

You may order a long or a short poem. Prices begin at $100.00 for up to 15 lines of poetry. Additional lines cost $7.00 per line. You can require that certain words, phrases or names be included in the poem. There is a non-refundable $50.00 deposit. 

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You will receive the text of the poem which you may reproduce in plaque or card form OR you may

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 ADD AN ORIGINAL CONTEMPORARY STYLE FINE ART BACKGROUND

CREATED BY CANDICE BREARLEY for an additional $175.00

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(includes 5 x 7 OR 10 X 12 frame and shipping!)  

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SAMPLE ABSTRACT PAINTINGS:

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SAMPLE FRIENDSHIP POEMS

 

Bill’s the guy who gets backgrounds straight,

In cyber space his skills are great,

Leaves no stone unturned in his art quest,

Loves to google Dali to find his best!

 

Mostly, the kitchen is his favorite room,

Ever do his gastronomic masterpieces bloom,

Regina says no one’s as funny by half,

Zany crude antics, which cause all to laugh!

 

 

 

Generous as a host, exasperating as a guest,

Ultimately, he can’t help but to suggest,

Yes, all of the changes he thinks are the best!

 

Daredevil when it comes to being uncouth,

Ever able, however, to come up with the truth,

Noted lover who took three brides in his prime,

No longer comes early, thank God he’s on time,

Instead of simply limping on worn out knees,

Sips good wine, he does, and lives life to the lees.

 

Delightfully kindhearted, a marvelous cook,

Ever the one to alter recipes from the book,

Living for food, he’ll your pantry devour,

Most of the time supplies last less than an hour!

Once he begins drinking, his perspicacity gains power,

Noting life is not a rehearsal in that sonorous voice,

Then you know, as a friend, he is the best choice!

SAMPLE ANNIVERSARY POEM:

 

Always together these twenty five years,

Never wavering, whether joy or tears,

No challenge that we could not overcome,

A loving team, we are truly awesome!

 

Pressed by life’s unfairness this year past,

A woman of courage, brave and steadfast,

Living with faith and hope for posterity,

It will be alright, she would say to me!

Now I know the bliss the wise speak of,

Only with you by my side, Anna my love!

SAMPLE BIRTHDAY POEM:

 

How many times can I express the thought,      

A miracle in thou God has surely wrought,                                

Perhaps Lillian and Joe knew your true value,               

Purposefully loving, as indeed was your due,                            

Yes, treating you honestly your whole life through!        

 

Buttressed by this steady and truthful foundation,

Insistently you’ve explored the mysteries of creation,

Reality holds great wonders and beauty, it is true,

Thoroughly portrayed by the artist that is you!

Here’s splendor laid bare by a stroke of your brush,

Delivering rhapsodies in color, oh, what a rush!

Authentically interpreted by your most accurate eye,

Yes, educing in the viewer many a moan and a sigh!

THE CANDICE RECIPE

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Combine each of her exquisite parts,
Add the kindest and truest of hearts,
Now roll together with unrivaled smarts,
Delicately join with a sense of the fine arts,
Include some spice, as in the choicest of tarts,
Conclude with one of Cupid's fine darts,
Easily this will be a dish for the charts!

Begin with a sweet caress of the mind,
Reach deeply and I'm sure you will find,
Each step of the process is in love bound,
All ingredients are the best to be found!
Record this method in your mind's eye,
Leave something out and it will go awry!
Ever if you with this recipe do comply,
You'll have an incredible dish to try!

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www.professorJonSaul.com

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